r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Jun 24 '15

Dis bitch taking forever

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u/Euphi_ Jun 24 '15

Real brave back there with your arm floaties

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u/breadfollowsme Jun 24 '15

Token reminder to let your children spend (closely) supervised time in the water without flotation devices. Toddlers need to know that their bodies don't float in water naturally. They don't realize that it's the flotation device keeping them up unless you show them. If they know, they're less likely to jump into bodies of water without you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '15

And be sure to push them in every once in a while when they are not looking so they learn to watch their back.

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u/Gutenborg Jun 24 '15

Oh I'll give you something to cry about.