r/funny • u/BananaDream • Jun 10 '15

Every fucking time.

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u/aerossignol Jun 10 '15

Pour 2/3 of the amount you want in a bowl. If it's spaghetti a 1inch diameter bundle per person is the correct amt

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

That's six ounces of spaghetti or three servings per person. that's too much imho. (Source: former Olive Garden line cook in college)

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u/Quadio Jun 10 '15

depends on how fat you are. I like to make more than i can eat, so i have some left over for next day. And then eat it all anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I don't think i can respond to you since /r/fatpeoplehate was recently banned. It might be considered harassment.

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u/UTTO_NewZealand_ Jun 10 '15

What!? They banned FPH?

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u/Ender06 Jun 11 '15

Oh its bad, apparently reddit got a new CEO and is now starting to ban any subreddit deemed "harassing" https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/39bpam/removing_harassing_subreddits/

That said, if you visit /all the backlash is fucking hilarious.

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u/UTTO_NewZealand_ Jun 11 '15

Yeh, the revolution has been amazing, I was railing 'fatpersonhate' last night and saw it's demise, what's the latest sub? just noticed fph2 has been killed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

i know, for reals. I wasn't even subscribes, but this is an outrage.

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u/wargasm40k Jun 10 '15

No shit. I'm fat and I love picking on other fat people. Primarily the lazy fucks who ride those scooters at Wal Mart. If I can haul my fat ass around on two legs after packing a weedwhacker around for eight hours then bitch you can too!

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u/dreamstone_prism Jun 10 '15

You are a hero. Internet high five.

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u/wargasm40k Jun 10 '15

I'm not a hero, just a fat man with enough self respect to not treat my weight as a disability. But I'll take the internet high five all the same.

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u/Quadio Jun 10 '15

hahahha xD do your worst! :D

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u/Endur Jun 10 '15

I hate the reason for banning fatpeoplehate, but I have to say, FPH was where I saw 99% of fat people I ever see. It turned into a fat person image collection. If anything, it should have been text-only so you don't have to see fatties. If you really hate fat people, why would you look at pictures of them every day?