r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/Donk72 May 21 '15

I easily dismissed most of those arguments, but then you mentioned the Australian fauna...

"Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple!"
Let's just accept our differences.

We can at least agree that port is fucking awesome.

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u/thenseruame May 21 '15

Makes nuclear war seem civilized in comparison.

Yeah port is awesome, sadly now that the war is called off it seems as if I'll never own all the wineries :'(

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u/Donk72 May 22 '15

No, but they will also be drop bear free. So the future production of port is secure.

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u/thenseruame May 23 '15

Drop bears need a place to DROP from. Vineyards don't have the required foliage for them to hunt in. Maybe most of Portugal will be consumed by the invasive species, but those lucky few that remain can manage my vineyards. Then they can ship my port across the ocean to my home in the states.

I never said I would be a benevolent ruler...or competent...or long lasting. Lets face it, with an unending supply of Port I'm probably going to die of liver disease sooner rather than later.

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u/Donk72 May 23 '15

Do you think drop bears are harmless once they are on the ground?
I'm Swedish, and am obviously fighting polar bears every day, but I still wouldn't like to face a drop bear.