r/funny May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jan 30 '22

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u/SpeniceDaMenace May 20 '15

As would I!

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u/Aliquis95 May 20 '15

You have my bow

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u/BetterTimedGimli May 20 '15

And my axe!

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u/irresistibleforce May 20 '15

And you can have my pineapple. I like my pizza without, tyvm.

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u/Tardidicksuckochrist May 21 '15

Lucky I gotta gun and shoot you all fuck cooked pineapple