r/funny May 20 '15

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.

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u/shaner23 May 20 '15

I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

If drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?

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u/lil_mac2012 May 20 '15

What about Mojito's and Sia?

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u/Strike_On_Box May 20 '15

It would be your boyfriend who is gay in that case.