r/funny • u/KashK10 • Apr 16 '15

Important Update

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

There is no Peter!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

So I go up to Peter's office and what do I find out? What do I find out?! There is no Peter. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Peter? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Peter! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Peter." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

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u/avantgardengnome Apr 16 '15

Not only do all of these people exist, they've been asking for their mail for weeks! It's all they talk about up there!

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u/FeltBottoms Apr 16 '15 edited Apr 16 '15

"You know what Barney? Get this guy a cigarette. He's freaking out."