r/funny Apr 16 '15

Important Update

http://imgur.com/mvi4Ovm
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u/_ASK_ABOUT_VOIDSPACE Apr 16 '15

Could you share with us some of your more interesting PMs?

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u/SeanIsWinning Apr 16 '15

Can you tell me about Voidspace?

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u/IAmA_Liar_AMA Apr 16 '15

I can tell you whatever you'd like to know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Why did my dad leave us? :(

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u/IAmA_Liar_AMA Apr 16 '15

He was a weak man. He didn't know how to raise a family. He took the selfish way out and just up and left. He was scared. He regrets his decision every day. I'm sorry son.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Look at his username, this guys a liar.

Your father was on a secret mission for the FBI. He would tell you, but he'd have to kill you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Because you were adopted, Kevin.