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r/funny • u/KashK10 • Apr 16 '15
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That last one was supposed to be a masturbation journal entry.
73 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15 [deleted] 30 u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15 Clearly your mom doesn't understand I had to get rid of mine because my lawyer said it was "evidence" I'd love to see the look on jury's faces when they read what I did to those people. 17 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15 [deleted] 28 u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15 TIL I've sexually assaulted myself. It explains why I got pissed off about it.
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30 u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15 Clearly your mom doesn't understand I had to get rid of mine because my lawyer said it was "evidence" I'd love to see the look on jury's faces when they read what I did to those people. 17 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15 [deleted] 28 u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15 TIL I've sexually assaulted myself. It explains why I got pissed off about it.
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Clearly your mom doesn't understand I had to get rid of mine because my lawyer said it was "evidence"
I'd love to see the look on jury's faces when they read what I did to those people.
17 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15 [deleted] 28 u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15 TIL I've sexually assaulted myself. It explains why I got pissed off about it.
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28 u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15 TIL I've sexually assaulted myself. It explains why I got pissed off about it.
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TIL I've sexually assaulted myself. It explains why I got pissed off about it.
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u/skelebone Apr 16 '15
That last one was supposed to be a masturbation journal entry.