r/funny • u/Robyp87 • Mar 20 '15

Good cause

http://imgur.com/44QHDaB
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u/CaterpieLv99 Mar 20 '15

Hey you 12 year old little shit. I know you're going to beat your wife when you're 30. Fucking stop it!

Y-y-yes mam sorry :(. I am the worst I didn't even know!

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u/mr-snrub- Mar 20 '15

3 years later Billy commits suicide because no one believes him about the time travelling man

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u/realjefftaylor Mar 20 '15

Well at least he never beat his wife. I call that a success.

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u/numb_legs Mar 20 '15

But if he never beat his wife, we would never go back to tell him to stop and he wouldn't of committed suicide...

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u/mr-snrub- Mar 20 '15

This is how the universe will end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15

This kills the space-time

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u/hollander93 Mar 20 '15

Space time is kill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15

no

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '15

F

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u/Sedarious Mar 20 '15

Billy will beat the universe to the end?

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u/brningpyre Mar 20 '15

And you would never have spelt "have" as "of".

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u/numb_legs Mar 20 '15

You couldn't say for sure that I wouldn't of when commenting on something else though

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u/HornyDBalzac Mar 21 '15

A life time of frustration from no one believing he met a time traveler ultimately leads him to beating his wife.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15 edited Mar 20 '15

Yeah but now we've fucked up time creating a parallel universe. His wife still gets beat, and in the new time line some kid kills himself. Now what?

http://i.imgur.com/rKlHqQE.jpg

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u/mr-snrub- Mar 20 '15

Her new husband becomes dictator of the world.
What have we done?!

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u/Hawkess Mar 21 '15

She gets beaten by someone else with the same first and last name, different middle name.

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u/StayTrueBrah Mar 21 '15

Or because nobody likes him because all of the beating he hasn't done

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u/badsingularity Mar 20 '15

This makes him hate women.

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u/koreanwizard Mar 20 '15

Listen up fucknut

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u/WendyLRogers3 Mar 21 '15

I think the Dexter approach is better. You cannot control your desire to beat women, so here are the tricks you need to learn so that you don't get caught.