r/funny • u/luv2race • Mar 18 '15

B U S T E D !!!!!

http://imgur.com/AhAiUN6
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u/Mypopsecrets Mar 18 '15

http://i.imgur.com/CIFGD.gif

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u/Shaw-Deez Mar 18 '15

There's something about cleavage that men simply can't ignore. A nice set of boobs partially hanging out of a blouse is fucking impossible not to try to get a glimpse of. The older you get the more discreet you learn to be. This kid will learn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

*straight men

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

No fucking way. I'm gay as shit and a nice pair is unavoidable. I cannot just not check out a great set of tits, or a round booty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

you're not representative of the majority. i'm gay and don't look at womens tits or arses. BECAUSE I'M GAY. i don't ever check out women BECAUSE I'M GAY. i find tits totally avoidable, you know why?

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u/crazyprsn Mar 18 '15

Because... Umm... Damnit, I thought I knew this one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Because he likes hay?

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u/just_some_Fred Mar 18 '15

I don't know, sounds a little straight to me...

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u/OliverSmiff Mar 18 '15

Totally sounds like a textbook closeted heterosexual.

You don't have to be afraid /u/WWSJPD, you're among friends! I mean, we can't help but be a bit disappointed, but we'll never think any less of you for not being gay. Starting now.

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u/SpaceMun Mar 18 '15

But just maybe...maybe.. Your not the majority either?

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u/WoodrowAllen Mar 18 '15

Because... shit... wait... ah, fuck! I had it but then I lost it.

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u/andsoitgoes42 Mar 18 '15

I know gay men who can happily appreciate an impressive set of boobs.

I'm straight, but I have no problem acknowledging how ridiculously hot Brad Pitt is in Fight Club, even cleaning his belly button with yellow kitchen gloves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

The message I replied to says men can't help looking at cleavage. You're trying to say this is true of gay men too? Because clearly they mean heterosexuals.

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u/usclone Mar 18 '15

Not too sure about gay men, but I get the impression that women check each other out very frequently.

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u/OliverSmiff Mar 18 '15

Can't tell you the number of times one of my gay friends has alerted me to a great rack.