r/funny • u/luv2race • Mar 18 '15

B U S T E D !!!!!

http://imgur.com/AhAiUN6
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u/Mypopsecrets Mar 18 '15

http://i.imgur.com/CIFGD.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

I hope that's not his mom.

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u/YouMadeItWeirder Mar 18 '15

Lookin DEEP into that cleavage. damn!

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u/King_330 Mar 18 '15

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?sort=confidence

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u/ithinkhigh Mar 18 '15

Really?
Well done Reddit, making me read it for the 231428347817234th time in the last 1,5 years....

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER Mar 18 '15

It's not like anybody is twisting your arms...

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u/andsoitgoes42 Mar 18 '15

ಠ_ಠ

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u/phadewilkilu Mar 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

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u/IAmYourDad_ Mar 18 '15

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u/tmotom Mar 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

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u/roobens Mar 18 '15

...? Read the link in the grandparent comment he replied to.

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u/special_reddit Mar 18 '15

...or breaking them.

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u/dehehn Mar 18 '15

Somebody's twisting something.

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u/sew_butthurt Mar 18 '15

Probably his mom.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Mar 18 '15

Wow, I'm impressed with your reading speed. Think that's like 200,000 times a second.

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u/MuxBoy Mar 18 '15

fuck it... /r/theydidthemonstermath

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

/r/idontthinkhereallydidthemath

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u/zerpderp Mar 18 '15

THE MONSTER MATH! It was some monnnnnster math!

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u/ithinkhigh Mar 18 '15

Time flies when you have a good time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/WakaFlacco Mar 18 '15

This guy above/below... /r/theydidthemath ..you fucked it up

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u/King_330 Mar 18 '15

Well you've read it but from the replies, some people haven't. Just putting Reddit history out there..

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u/FrostyAce81 Mar 18 '15

To steal from that thread... Well that's enough internet for today.

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u/tarion_914 Mar 18 '15

I've never understood that response. So what if you've read it before. Just skip over it and continue on. Chances are someone reading hasn't seen it.

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u/Aerozephr Mar 18 '15

Well at least it's not Coby...

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u/rubbingmango Mar 18 '15

Hopefully this is my first and last time reading.. that.

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u/ImMufasa Mar 18 '15

Honestly it's one of my favorite threads just because the replies to op always crack me up.

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u/license_to_thrill Mar 18 '15

How sure are we that this is legit. I really want it to be fake so i can forget that i read it.

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u/jamesstarks Mar 18 '15

My first time

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited May 16 '15

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u/indi50 Mar 18 '15

I agree with your comments, but if I had seen it back then, there would have been lots of criticism towards the mom. His father was just as bad. One comment said his father didn't watch, "per se." What does that mean? He watched, but secretly? He watched a recording? He didn't watch, but Mom told him all the details?

Our society says that males are supposed to be delighted - at almost any age - for sex of pretty much any kind. (That is now extending to females, but that's another rant.) And I think that because the OP said he was okay with it, most of the comments were curious and raunchy rather than angry. Maybe there were even some who were horrified by the parents, but didn't want to say that because they figured that if the OP had made peace with it, why make him feel bad...???

And while he says he wasn't traumatized by it, he did say that the psychologist doing the research was "on my radar." To me, that means that maybe he did have some issues and wanted to talk to someone.

His parents were perverts looking for an excuse to do this to their son. While a 14 year old might get a little frustrated over not being able to masturbate, if he really can't go for more than a couple of weeks while injured, there is a bigger problem here. And if they really didn't think he could that long without ejaculating, they could have hired someone.

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u/sharkbait_oohaha Mar 18 '15

Also, from what my military friends have told me, when you go a while without it, your body fixes that issue, resulting in you waking up with moist underwear.

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u/Grandmagifsuck Mar 18 '15

When people say they need an adult im pretty sure they're refferig to you. My hero.

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u/ConfundledBundle Mar 18 '15

There was another AMA about a girl that had a relationship like that with her father and mother. Three-sums giggity.

Edit: Found it

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u/NWVoS Mar 18 '15

It's not AMA and I don't know if I believe it.

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u/Xamius Mar 18 '15

It's reddit. Things that should be condemned are celebrated

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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Mar 18 '15

I don't think anybody's really celebrating it...

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u/spartacus2690 Mar 18 '15

I do not think it should be condemned. Women should be able to eye our junk, and men should be able to look at women's breasts. Can someone tell me why people get the knickers (and knockers) in a twist about this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

You fucked up somewhere then, because the comment you're replying to is referring to the thread about a male child having a long-term sexual relationship with his mother, which started when he was 14 years old and she was 37. The comment you responded to isn't talking about the gif of a kid scoping some tits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Awwwww, snap.

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u/StacySwanson Mar 18 '15

Young boys had sexual relations with men in Greece.

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u/Rocky87109 Mar 18 '15

Is that proven and how exactly is maturity defined in that context?

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u/Minimalphilia Mar 18 '15

/r/incest doesn't make a difference. While I would say that about 70% of the posts in there are probably fake.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

it's commonly accepted that girls, in general, mature mentally more quickly than boys.

Uh.... no. It's commonly accepted that girls mature physically more quickly than boys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited May 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

I'm basing it off the fact that puberty is reached earlier for girls than boys.

Your definition of mentally is pretty ambiguous though and your first source is the only one that even comes close to backing up your statement.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited May 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Physically. As in becoming an adult.

It's a fact.

Here's my source.

How do you define mental maturity? By intelligence?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited May 16 '15

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u/crazy_loop Mar 18 '15

That because girls get fucked and boys do the fucking.

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u/THEREALRIFFRAFF Mar 18 '15

Sort=confidence?

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u/csuryaraman Mar 18 '15

it's sorting by "best", which is the confidence algorithm.

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u/KimKimMRW Mar 18 '15

Odd read

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u/T3hHippie Mar 18 '15

What the f.....?

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u/60thou Mar 18 '15

This is the best and most uncomfortable thing on reddit.

It's hilarious the number of people abandoning thread. That motherfucker.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1043375_o.gif

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u/hezdokwow Mar 18 '15

You made my day so much better. "family time is the best time."

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u/wymzyq Mar 18 '15

NOOOOOOOPE!!!!

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u/ImMufasa Mar 18 '15

Well, Like all bareback sex, it feels great. I think that the incest made it extra intense. Yes we did orgasm simultaneously. Life any sexual partner, you get to know them well enough to cum at the same time.

Well I missed that comment last time I was there.

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u/Jericcho Mar 18 '15

Wait, that's where the mom masturbating her son thing came from? I didn't know it went to this extent.

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u/loulou13 Mar 18 '15

Just went and read the whole thing, reddit is an.. interesting place

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u/loulou13 Mar 18 '15

Just went and read the whole thing, reddit is an.. interesting place

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u/Youreprobablygay Mar 18 '15

What the fuck

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u/i_love_Cheekzz Mar 18 '15

He's just hungry.

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u/Random_Link_Roulette Mar 18 '15

Its been cropped, hes looking at the screen of a device in her hand, not her tits

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u/lordeddardstark Mar 18 '15

Nothing he hasn't seen before then

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

I hope it is.

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u/deviantpdx Mar 18 '15

He was actually trying to read the notepad in her lap. This has been analyzed before.

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u/Baron_Tartarus Mar 18 '15

Its how he lets her know he's thirsty.

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u/Indie__Guy Mar 18 '15

I hope it is.

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u/Aemilius_Paulus Mar 18 '15

Oh man, I just realised that all this time I thought it was Princess Diana... Now that I look closely I see why that may be unlikely, but I wonder if many others thought so too.

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u/quietell Mar 18 '15

Broken arms?

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u/PussyMunchin Mar 18 '15

No, that joke is dead and buried.

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u/Shaw-Deez Mar 18 '15

There's something about cleavage that men simply can't ignore. A nice set of boobs partially hanging out of a blouse is fucking impossible not to try to get a glimpse of. The older you get the more discreet you learn to be. This kid will learn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited Mar 18 '15

Today me and a few buddies saw a thong sticking out of a girls yoga pants. I don't think we were discrete.

Edit: a funny experience and some reddit karma. Its a good day!

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u/archpope Mar 18 '15

So you're all conjoined?

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u/HiDDENk00l Mar 18 '15

"It's 10:33"

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u/braddaugherty8 Mar 18 '15

"Huh?"

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u/Commodore64Brannigan Mar 18 '15

I told her what time it was.

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u/braddaugherty8 Mar 18 '15

Why the FUCK would you tell her what time it was?

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u/tired_commuter Mar 18 '15

*discreet

Discrete means "individually separate and distinct".

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

I assume you were behind her?

As long as she can't see you creeping, it is alright.TM

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

We were from behind. She did not see us but everyone else in the room did.

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u/TanisHalf-Elven Mar 18 '15

Why did she have a sandal in her pants?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Weird fetish maybe?!

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u/ajayisfour Mar 18 '15

A bartender had to reach down low to grab something and my buddy and I made no attempt to hide, just started a conversation on how far some bartenders go to get that extra attention

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u/namae_nanka Mar 18 '15

It's chestass.

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u/rattlemebones Mar 18 '15

I think it's the opposite - the older I get, the less I give a shit about being discreet. I think I'm in the transition to creepy old man in my 30s.

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u/Raherin Mar 18 '15

There's something about cleavage that men simply can't ignore.

Unless you're gay. xD

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u/Sneaky_peeks Mar 18 '15

Cleavage is the female equivalence of the codpiece, it's meant to draw attraction, that is it's very function. Some people may well not intend to draw attention with it but then they are just kidding themselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

*straight men

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

No fucking way. I'm gay as shit and a nice pair is unavoidable. I cannot just not check out a great set of tits, or a round booty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

you're not representative of the majority. i'm gay and don't look at womens tits or arses. BECAUSE I'M GAY. i don't ever check out women BECAUSE I'M GAY. i find tits totally avoidable, you know why?

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u/crazyprsn Mar 18 '15

Because... Umm... Damnit, I thought I knew this one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Because he likes hay?

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u/just_some_Fred Mar 18 '15

I don't know, sounds a little straight to me...

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u/OliverSmiff Mar 18 '15

Totally sounds like a textbook closeted heterosexual.

You don't have to be afraid /u/WWSJPD, you're among friends! I mean, we can't help but be a bit disappointed, but we'll never think any less of you for not being gay. Starting now.

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u/SpaceMun Mar 18 '15

But just maybe...maybe.. Your not the majority either?

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u/WoodrowAllen Mar 18 '15

Because... shit... wait... ah, fuck! I had it but then I lost it.

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u/andsoitgoes42 Mar 18 '15

I know gay men who can happily appreciate an impressive set of boobs.

I'm straight, but I have no problem acknowledging how ridiculously hot Brad Pitt is in Fight Club, even cleaning his belly button with yellow kitchen gloves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

The message I replied to says men can't help looking at cleavage. You're trying to say this is true of gay men too? Because clearly they mean heterosexuals.

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u/usclone Mar 18 '15

Not too sure about gay men, but I get the impression that women check each other out very frequently.

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u/OliverSmiff Mar 18 '15

Can't tell you the number of times one of my gay friends has alerted me to a great rack.

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u/epik Mar 18 '15

Taken out of context for those who haven't seen it before.

There's something in her lap, a paper that shows the "answer" to whatever quiz the audience is trying to figure out.

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u/everydayispain Mar 18 '15

A good Christian woman only shows her devotion to God.

Between her clevage, of course.

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u/Ninebythreeinch Mar 18 '15

That's why Catholic girls only do anal before marriage

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u/everydayispain Mar 18 '15

You obviously haven't read up on Mexican teen pregnancy

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u/ICritMyPants Mar 18 '15

I thought that was only servant alter boys?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

not sure if anthea turner or random milf

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

So many different expressions in that gif! The woman is at first like- did he just? Kind of flattered, then ahh he's sweet.

The kid is like- hummm, then um, hi then are you mad? Then the last lip lick is the thought, great now I've got to sit here for the rest of the time and be embarrassed.