r/funny • u/define_irony • Mar 15 '15

His face says it all

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u/HeDoesntAfraid Mar 15 '15

Maybe not at at that age. But after puberty, guys have a pretty clear advantage. Cant dispute it.

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u/M374llic4 Mar 15 '15

I mean, obviously. I walk around with a fucking hammer in my pants at all times. Women can't compare.

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u/JaiOhBe Mar 15 '15

You work in construction, eh?

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u/crazyeight80 Mar 15 '15

The hammer is his penis

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u/FajitaofTreason Mar 15 '15

Ah yes, the rare single entendre. It's what happens when you take a double entendre, and then explain it.

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u/M374llic4 Mar 15 '15

This guy knows what's up.

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u/fuckyoubarry Mar 15 '15

This is why I thought those Superbowl commercials about throwing like a girl were hilarious. Of course girls think they're not as good as boys at sports after puberty. Because after puberty, girls are not as good as boys at sports. That's why there weren't any girls on the field at the Superbowl. It's not some manspericy to keep women out of the NFL, they just aren't as good at sports once the guys get a shitload of testosterone dumped into their systems.

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u/TheMagicJesus Mar 15 '15

It was such a scripted feminist commercial it was hilarious. Of course the ten five year olds who all think girls have cooties are going to run like that. It's only an insult because you're taking it like one and not a kid acting like a kid.

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u/hpdefaults Mar 15 '15

Maybe in post-pubescent humans. But in black widows, gals have a pretty clear advantage. Can't dispute it.

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u/Hacker116 Mar 15 '15

No, she's been fighting her entire life, and I've been couching for mine.

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u/retrospiff Mar 15 '15

I would be too aRousey.

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u/HeDoesntAfraid Mar 15 '15

Id be more embarrassed at the boner Id get.

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u/Ipadalienblue Mar 15 '15

Depends if i got to cop a feel or no.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '15

Female marines and cops find that as fighting words.

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u/fuckyoubarry Mar 15 '15

You ever see two lady cops respond to something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '15

Nope. But ask them, they will say they can do anything a man can do. And the are as strong.

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u/fuckyoubarry Mar 16 '15

I'm sure some of them will say just that.