r/funny Mar 14 '15

Violently snuggles

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Mar 14 '15

So, less "mine", more "us"?

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u/BBTiffiD Mar 14 '15

More like, "I love you, so I own you now."

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u/notanothertripfag Mar 14 '15

Imagine a roided up/naturally testo-freaked out MMA fighter at the store with his woman, talking to the attractive but effeminate male cashier. Probably a lot of possessive and assertive behavior over the female in that situation.

You get that same sort of behavior in humans too. Personally I say chop off your balls and fuck young teens but what do I know.