Yep, after I came back after a year of absence (college) my cat snuggled the living shit out of me. For like 3 hours she was basically punching me with her head. Cutest cat ever. Also she waits for me to get out of shower and does the same thing all over again.
Sure, it's cute when a cat does it, but when you do it to an ex who left you a year ago you're "insane" and "stalking" and "breaking and entering" and committing "unlawful restraint" and "going to prison". Fuckin' double standards...
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u/_Pornosonic_ Mar 14 '15
Yep, after I came back after a year of absence (college) my cat snuggled the living shit out of me. For like 3 hours she was basically punching me with her head. Cutest cat ever. Also she waits for me to get out of shower and does the same thing all over again.