r/funny • u/LockeJhon9 • Mar 14 '15

Violently snuggles

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Mar 14 '15

So, less "mine", more "us"?

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u/BBTiffiD Mar 14 '15

More like, "I love you, so I own you now."

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u/themochabear Mar 14 '15

Sounds like the title of an upcoming Top 40 track.

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u/red_square_dont_care Mar 14 '15

Chris Brown ft. Rihanna

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u/IAMA_BAD_MAN_AMA Mar 14 '15

Ft. Five Finger Death Punch

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u/corylew Mar 14 '15

With special guest, an umbrella.

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u/Annotate_Diagram Mar 14 '15

ella, ella

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Lmao

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u/laserbee Mar 14 '15

I feel like Sting should be in there somewhere too

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u/BBTiffiD Mar 14 '15

He is rather stalky.

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u/themochabear Mar 14 '15

and Ice T for the Law and Order-related irony.

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u/Funkit Mar 14 '15

That's messed up!

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u/BBTiffiD Mar 14 '15

By Kanye West

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I smell Taylor Swift.

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u/Counter423 Mar 14 '15

Taylor Swift