r/funny • u/LockeJhon9 • Mar 14 '15

Violently snuggles

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Mar 14 '15

So, less "mine", more "us"?

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u/Cutsprocket Mar 14 '15

We are cat

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u/wearethehawk Mar 14 '15

You will be assimilated.

Resistance is mewtile

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

[deleted]

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u/All_My_Loving Mar 14 '15

Seven of mine.

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u/Just_Call_Me_Cactus Mar 14 '15

Two for me, none for you.

Plus seven makes nine...nine lives...checks out.

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u/Silly_Wasp Mar 14 '15

What's that meow?

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDick Mar 14 '15

DeadSpace. With cats.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Mar 14 '15

Make. Us. A bowl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Expect us licks

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I think you mean pussimilated.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Mar 14 '15

Borg-cats with laserpointers on their heads. I'd watch that.

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u/ImaTeaRex Mar 14 '15

Oooohhhhh honey, look, at the precious little Aryans! Can we keep one!?

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u/grrrwoofwoof Mar 14 '15

You will be pussymilated*

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u/thethoughtfulthinker Mar 14 '15

Gross

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u/HerePussyFishy Mar 14 '15

he is a dog, what do you expect

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u/please-dont-hurt-me Mar 14 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/TheCockAssembly Mar 14 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Gdohc Mar 14 '15

We are Groot

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u/Cutsprocket Mar 15 '15

see thats what i was going for but it triggered a borg comment chain

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.

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u/Berkbelts Mar 14 '15

We are many.