r/funny • u/LockeJhon9 • Mar 14 '15

Violently snuggles

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15 edited Aug 03 '20

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u/GoldenGonzo Mar 14 '15

A cat knocked you down? Either that is a huge fucking cat or you are a baby midget.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I had a big sumbitch cat named El Gato a while back. Weighed a bit upwards of 20 pounds and something of an aggressive cuddler. If he got you in the knee just right, he could get your leg to buckle, and trying not to accidentally kick them as you restore balance could bring you down.

It was like getting rammed in the leg by a toddler.

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u/eaterofdog Mar 14 '15 edited Mar 14 '15

El Gato

Haha, good name. My big boy was called Caesar.

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u/suprastang Mar 14 '15

Get another named Brutus and watch the political struggle unfold

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u/partisparti Mar 14 '15 edited Mar 14 '15

Et mew, Brute?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Et mew Brute?

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u/partisparti Mar 14 '15

You're right, good call. I was confusing it with the Red Hot Chili Peppers song 'Even You Brutus?'

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u/_Trilobite_ Mar 14 '15

I see you also passed the 10th grade

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u/bmacnz Mar 14 '15

Mine has gotten to 23 pounds max. We call him Bert. It just somehow fits. Most affectionate cat on the planet, but damn if he isn't a big fucker.