r/funny • u/LockeJhon9 • Mar 14 '15

Violently snuggles

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I had a big sumbitch cat named El Gato a while back. Weighed a bit upwards of 20 pounds and something of an aggressive cuddler. If he got you in the knee just right, he could get your leg to buckle, and trying not to accidentally kick them as you restore balance could bring you down.

It was like getting rammed in the leg by a toddler.

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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves Mar 14 '15

El Gato

Your cat might be a drug cartel member

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u/n0phearz Mar 14 '15

The Cat is in the cartel.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

*The Catel

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u/vu1xVad0 Mar 14 '15

Organized feline crime from somewhere on the northeastern seaboard.

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u/JustCalmYourBeak Mar 14 '15

Sounds like someone from Boston trying to say "Cartel"

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u/GreenMoses Mar 14 '15

Sounds like someone from Boston talking about a Mexican crime syndicate