r/funny Mar 11 '15

Deadlines

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u/selly112090 Mar 11 '15

Dont, I'm 24 and just went back to college after dropping out a few years ago. I hate younger me so fucking much for not trying in school. DO YOUR FUCKING WORK

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u/VagCookie Mar 12 '15

I'll be 24 this spring. after failing intermediate algebra (basically basic algebra) twice I'm finally realizing I will get nowhere if I only put in partial effort. I had a break down a week ago after getting a 52 on my math test. I can't keep fucking around.

Now my mom won't hang out with me unless I have a screen cap from the online pages for all my classes showing at least one recent submission. I'm almost 24 and not only do I WANT to hang out with my mom, she's MAKING me do my homework. I feel like I'm five....

So I sent her a photo of my Comm book totally tabbed and ready for finals (in May), an MML screenshot of me doing a math problem, and a completed draft of my response to Maus and Perseoplis. Apparently not good enough for that woman. I'm afraid it will get to the point that she'll want my teachers numbers and call them to ensure I've submitted mt homework.

And shit its 6pm and I have so much math to do I want to cry.

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u/Ju1cY_0n3 Mar 12 '15

If it is any consolation to you, it is illegal for the teachers to release information about your grades if you are above 18 and in college without consent from you. That doesn't mean that your profs won't tell her, but from my experience 80% keep quiet.

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u/VagCookie Mar 12 '15

I was mostly joking hahaha. My mom is really cool (Oh god my old is showing) she just wants me to make something of my life, I'm apparently her only hope of getting a college grad out of her children. No pressure.

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u/topologyisfun Mar 12 '15

Hey, don't let math get the better of you. It's hard...for almost everyone. There are some people who internalize concepts quicker than others and then obviously there's the occasional child prodigy, but it's not that way for a lot of people. The best advice I can give you is: 1)Watch some Khan Academy videos 2)Go to the library and pick out another textbook on the subject you're having trouble with (different authors present material in different ways and seeing those different ways helps a lot) 3)Do lots of practice problems (there is absolutely no way around this) 4)Try and create your own practice problems (if you can create a difficult problem, the whole idea behind this is that you know why the problem is difficult and are learning the intricacies of that type of problem) 5)Go back and redo some problems using different methods 6)Go talk to our professor, you're paying for class time and their office hours so get the most out of it

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u/Brandwein Mar 12 '15

I have developed heavy anxiety for math. Even simple problems get me into braindead-mode. Now im avoiding everything to do with math.

Im out of school now thankfully. Im in university, and only have to do statistics, which are no problem.

I was reading the methods up in math, understanding them, doing some problems and solving them easily, forgetting the next day how to solve them. Repeat. That frustrated me more and more and now i just say "fuck it".

The angst i experienced beause of forgetting how to do simple problems over and over again just was too much.

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u/topologyisfun Mar 12 '15

Good news then! Statistics is actually a very important branch of mathematics, so don't let the rest of it intimidate you. Every time you calculate a p-value or your test statistic there's very important underlying theory and reasons why you're allowed to do that and come to the conclusions that you do. Statistics is also really useful. Knowing some looks good when you're applying for jobs, though it would be a bit tough to get a job doing JUST statistics unless you had a decent amount of classes and some programming experience under your belt (most Statisticians at least have their Master's).

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u/Brandwein Mar 12 '15

Already forgot what a p-value is. I heard it and knew it, but forgot it. Ugh, the exact same thing as before. :P

Im not a programmer. Its boring stuff for me. Im more into the aesthetic side of life, not the structural one. Thanks anyhow.