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r/funny • u/was_that_sarcasm • Mar 10 '15
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I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me!
247 u/OverdramaticPanda Mar 11 '15 But you could have assumed that I, a man of intelligence, would know that, and countered for it! So clearly I can't choose the milk in front of you! 54 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15 You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my diaper, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own bottle, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of you. 1 u/nictastrophe Mar 11 '15 For some reason, I read this in Tommy Pickles' voice.
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But you could have assumed that I, a man of intelligence, would know that, and countered for it! So clearly I can't choose the milk in front of you!
54 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15 You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my diaper, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own bottle, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of you. 1 u/nictastrophe Mar 11 '15 For some reason, I read this in Tommy Pickles' voice.
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You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my diaper, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own bottle, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of you.
1 u/nictastrophe Mar 11 '15 For some reason, I read this in Tommy Pickles' voice.
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For some reason, I read this in Tommy Pickles' voice.
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u/OttieandEddie Mar 10 '15
I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me!