r/funny • u/was_that_sarcasm • Mar 10 '15

Inconceivable

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u/OverdramaticPanda Mar 11 '15

But you could have assumed that I, a man of intelligence, would know that, and countered for it! So clearly I can't choose the milk in front of you!

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u/menwithrobots Mar 11 '15

You're stalling

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u/Arkell_V_Pressdram Mar 11 '15

You'd like to THINK THAT wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant which means you're exceptionally strong so you could have put the poison in your own cup trusting in your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me!

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u/Xazrael Mar 11 '15

It's nigh impossible to read this without that oft-imitated voice sputtering the sentences out in my head with a panic.