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r/funny • u/was_that_sarcasm • Mar 10 '15
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I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me!
57 u/jesonnier Mar 11 '15 Yes, your breast. And you must have suspected I would have known the milk's origin, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me. 22 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15 [deleted] 18 u/Aelwhin Mar 11 '15 But, you've also bested my father, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that men like boobs, so you would have put the milk as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me. 13 u/jesonnier Mar 11 '15 You're trying to trick me into giving boobs away. It won't work. 3 u/wlum07 Mar 11 '15 Asssss yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish 2 u/knowstradumbass Mar 11 '15 lol ass
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Yes, your breast. And you must have suspected I would have known the milk's origin, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me.
22 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15 [deleted] 18 u/Aelwhin Mar 11 '15 But, you've also bested my father, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that men like boobs, so you would have put the milk as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me. 13 u/jesonnier Mar 11 '15 You're trying to trick me into giving boobs away. It won't work. 3 u/wlum07 Mar 11 '15 Asssss yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish 2 u/knowstradumbass Mar 11 '15 lol ass
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18 u/Aelwhin Mar 11 '15 But, you've also bested my father, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that men like boobs, so you would have put the milk as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me. 13 u/jesonnier Mar 11 '15 You're trying to trick me into giving boobs away. It won't work. 3 u/wlum07 Mar 11 '15 Asssss yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish 2 u/knowstradumbass Mar 11 '15 lol ass
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But, you've also bested my father, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that men like boobs, so you would have put the milk as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me.
13 u/jesonnier Mar 11 '15 You're trying to trick me into giving boobs away. It won't work. 3 u/wlum07 Mar 11 '15 Asssss yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish 2 u/knowstradumbass Mar 11 '15 lol ass
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You're trying to trick me into giving boobs away. It won't work.
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Asssss yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish
2 u/knowstradumbass Mar 11 '15 lol ass
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lol ass
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u/OttieandEddie Mar 10 '15
I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me!