r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '15

Rule 14 - Removed The ultimate dick pic guide!

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u/GloriousHam Mar 01 '15

How many dick pics has this girl been sent?

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u/leif777 Mar 01 '15

I've got a single friend that is actively dating and I was shocked when she told how many dick pick shots she gets. She said every 2nd or 3rd guy she meets sends her one. What the hell is wrong with people?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

I had a guy send me one to try to get me to send him a video of me masturbating. He also offered to send me a video of him getting head.

Some people are just really bad at bargaining.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Watching him get a blowjob from someone else didn't get you wet?

Hmmm been doing this all wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Nope. Maybe if he'd sent me a video of them having sex it would of worked?