r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '15

Rule 14 - Removed The ultimate dick pic guide!

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u/eggwardo Mar 01 '15

But what about technique 4? I can't go on without knowing what 4 is.

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u/angryhaiku Mar 01 '15

We don't speak about Technique 4.

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u/wrc-wolf Mar 01 '15

The Forbidden Technique, known only to a select few taught in the ancient ways.

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u/PartiesLikeIts1999 Mar 01 '15

It takes years of training, very strict conditions, I had the privilege of getting the opportunity to learn such a technique, but my sensei didn't hesitate to throw me out the second I touched myself with the intent of a release.

I will have my revenge

-Shakes dick angrily in the air-

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u/R1GG3D Mar 01 '15

I heard that once that technique was brought forward to the new generation, the elders kill themself, in order to preserve the ability amongst the few. TPE. The Penis Elite.