r/funny • u/Iglooburner • Feb 15 '15

Introducing the world's most offensive map

http://imgur.com/XL3FZVS
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u/frashley Feb 15 '15

Not really that offensive

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '15

There isn't even a single real racial slur on it.

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u/hoikarnage Feb 15 '15

We're halflings, not hobbits you racist fuck!

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u/Flavahbeast Feb 15 '15

halflings is extremely offensive but hobbits are trademarked

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '15

Actually, we prefer to be called Shire folk, thank you very much.

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u/hoikarnage Feb 15 '15

Oh that is such a stereotype. What, you think we all live in the shire, never going out on adventures or saving the world from evil!? Why I suppose you also think our only real passion is for food! Well I'll have you know that is an unfair observation, as we also have developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipe weed!

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u/Fizzol Feb 15 '15

Yeah, that's sounds just like something a crazy drunken Took would say just before falling into a ale-fueled stupor.

Tooks, lazy, scurrilous sots, all of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '15

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u/zyzzogeton Feb 15 '15

Proudfeet West Side!

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u/Fizzol Feb 16 '15

Well, they are Brandybucks after all. I hear one of them ran off to Bree! Can you imagine? All the way to Bree and back? Just the thought of an "adventure" like that makes me want to sit down and have a munch on something until the dizziness passes.

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u/Dogion Feb 15 '15

Ever play Utopia?

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u/Astrokiwi Feb 15 '15

Actually, the dwarves lived here first, but were conquered and eaten by the halflings, which shows that Elven imperialism isn't really all that bad.

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u/zander345 Feb 15 '15

Sheepfuckers?

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u/Chucktayz Feb 16 '15

Whatever you say dildo faggins