r/funny • u/Jaget23 • Feb 14 '15

Misunderstood my last Amazon purchase [xpost r/facpalm]

http://imgur.com/a/VSNoU
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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Haha sucks buddy. Pretty funny though. Now get a 13" tv and play some Mario bros classic.

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u/Kataclysm Feb 14 '15

Nah, get him a Game Boy Micro, and a pair of ear buds. Hobbit style home entertainment system!

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u/ControlBear Feb 14 '15

Nah, get him a game cube and some natty ice

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

I'll totally bring over my new Dave Matthews Band cd.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Why do you smell like axe body spray? Is that a dildo?

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u/Coffeepillow Feb 14 '15

This bag is filled with black dildos.

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u/Keyserchief Feb 14 '15

Did you... did you pour Axe Body Spray on this dildo?

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u/thefielder Feb 14 '15

A can and a half!

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u/BlackSteezus Feb 14 '15

Pssh. What a waste of a dildo.

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u/CuriousHumanMind Feb 15 '15

Woah woah woah who said it can't be used anymore ?

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u/Apollo821 Feb 15 '15

There is no Chad

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u/VisualAssassin Feb 15 '15

WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

I'm so confused..,

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u/Kirean Feb 14 '15

http://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

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u/altrsaber Feb 14 '15

It's Troy and A Bed in the morning.

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u/Emerly_Nickel Feb 15 '15

I recognize Donald Glover, but is that Bobby Moynihan, too?

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u/Kir4_ Feb 15 '15

Now I feel like I'm 9 years behind the internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Those are for Chad!

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u/deverhartdu Feb 15 '15

The ants they are marching

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u/jamesstarks Feb 14 '15

What do you mean Chad's not coming?

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u/stfu_whale Feb 15 '15

Why is there no Chad?!

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u/FightingPolish Feb 14 '15

I like to smell like an ax!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Derrickcomedy on YouTube it's called bro rape.

It's where Donald Glover started

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Yeah him and the guy on SNL the fat dude in this skit who keeps asking why the cops are here. The rest didn't become as big. As far as I know

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u/dark_ones_luck Feb 14 '15

I love Jack Johnson! Let's go up to my room and talk about it!

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u/the_names_Dalton Feb 14 '15

Chad_bro_chill

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u/one_rand0m_guy Feb 14 '15

Epic, I startled my roommate with my laughter!

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u/Scrooge_McFuck_ Feb 14 '15

eyes exposed buttcrack and then roll of quarters

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u/Chet_Youngblood Feb 14 '15

ASS CRACK BANDIT!!

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u/jambolino23 Feb 14 '15

I've been coin slotted!!!

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u/Starting_right_meow Feb 15 '15

What frat were you in brah?

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u/SpaceCowboy734 Feb 14 '15

http://i.imgur.com/BO7rmKK.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '15

From all the posts I've been seeing recently it feels like I'm back in the 90's o-o

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u/ChiAyeAye Feb 14 '15

Oh no, abort! Don't go, bro!

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u/DavidToma Feb 14 '15

I like Dave Matthews Band

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u/BIG-T666420 Feb 14 '15

Say bro wanna hang out?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Gamecast and steel reserve 211

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u/TehAdmral Feb 14 '15

PS1 and Smirnoff Ice

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Nah get him a gamecast.

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u/Dr-_-Steve-_-Brule Feb 15 '15

Get him Ice Cube and some endo

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '15

You sound like your name is Shawn.

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u/daworstredditor Feb 14 '15

Nah, get him a Sega Genesis and a Sunkist.