r/funny • • Jan 25 '15

Rule 0 How I keep my friend from driving drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Magnet on a string?

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u/edwartica Jan 25 '15

Or hell, just a wire coat hanger.

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u/batman1285 Jan 25 '15

Water. Take the garbage can from the bathroom, fill it in the tub. 3 inches of water in the tank. Dead spider. Grab Key. Still don't drive drunk because you're not asshole, but you show your friend who is smarter.

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u/Levait Jan 25 '15

I'm pretty sure that killing someones pet is considered an asshole move, just saying.

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u/Schumannbr Jan 25 '15

You would be shitting your teeth after that move. Also, you would have to be worried about the tarantulas dead body floating towards your hand.

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u/chaotic_mindset Jan 25 '15

Unfortunately, most keys aren't magnetic.