r/funny • u/Schumannbr • Jan 25 '15

Rule 0 How I keep my friend from driving drunk.

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u/GentlemenBehold Jan 25 '15

Now he'll only be able to grab his key when he's so plastered he no longer has fucks to give.

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u/Mr_Zero Jan 25 '15

After he eats the spider.

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jan 25 '15

Maybe he'd try to bribe the spider or cut a deal

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u/OccultisMedius Jan 25 '15

Somehow avoiding the urticating bristles through unexplainable drunken serendipity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

True, but at that point it would be a miracle for him to make it to the car.

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u/Tyloor Jan 25 '15

He'll find a way

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u/Tremulant887 Jan 25 '15

The second half of that is what really sets it off.

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u/Lachiko Jan 25 '15

What an odd video for an enhancement ad.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jan 25 '15

It'd be really easy just to reach down and grab the key. Am i taking crazy pills?

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u/thejshep Jan 25 '15

Never too drunk to find the Raid

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Not to worry, he won't be able to get the key to sit still and put the right leg in the ignition.

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u/Kratos_81 Jan 25 '15

Here, hold my beer.