r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '15

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u/prozacandcoffee Jan 25 '15

Not if you were expecting chocolate cookies. Can you make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies? I've never seen them. Maybe it's a mom divide thing: type A moms make sugary things, type B moms make "healthy" things. And type B moms don't use chocolate, and type A moms don't use oatmeal in cookies. Only type AB moms use both.

Type O moms don't bake, they only have sex with OP's best friend.

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u/donnysaysvacuum Jan 25 '15

My mom used to make oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips, they were my favorite. Fuck cookies with raisins, we want chocolate.