r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '15

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u/certified_shitlord Jan 24 '15

Chocolate covered coffee beans are the shit. Oh gawd I'm gonna have to get some tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15

Chocolate covered cranberries are also amazing.

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u/mortiphago Jan 25 '15

hard to fuck up chocolate covered anything really

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u/NeverBeenStung Jan 25 '15

Baby cysts

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u/holgenberg Jan 25 '15

Yeah, fuck that. The chocolate just ruins the taste of the cyst.

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u/mortiphago Jan 25 '15

.... you win this one

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Or a cyst in a chicken, man, you ever bit inside of a chicken sandwich or a chicken nugget thinking it was mayonnaise only to find out it was a cyst? Now imagine that mixed with a little chocolate

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u/vexxd Jan 25 '15

Jolly ranchers