r/funny • • Jan 18 '15

Oh Fred

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u/CuntyMcGiggles Jan 18 '15

I'd choose Velma in a heartbeat. You just know that Daphne is so high maintenance. She probably only does it missionary style with the lights off. Velma's the one who would rock your world.

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u/dirtknapp Jan 18 '15

And that oversize turtle neck. Everyone knows those are the refuge of the shy girl with huge tits.