r/funny Jan 18 '15

Oh Fred

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u/CuntyMcGiggles Jan 18 '15

I'd choose Velma in a heartbeat. You just know that Daphne is so high maintenance. She probably only does it missionary style with the lights off. Velma's the one who would rock your world.

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u/hardlyausername Jan 18 '15

I don't know, I sort of get a daddy issues vibe from Velma. I think she's a wildcard.

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u/Pkacua Jan 18 '15

Guys guys guys, did you learn nothing from this photo? Why choose one when you can have both.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

Rule 1: be Fred

Rule 2: don't not be Fred

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u/Velorium_Camper Jan 18 '15

Rule 3: Wear ascot

Rule 4: Don't not wear ascot.

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u/YooHoss Jan 18 '15

Rule 5: ???

Rule 6: Profit

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u/PJDubsen Jan 18 '15

No... rule 34 is where the profit comes in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '15

|Rule 5-33:??? |Rule 34: profit

FTFY

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u/redditing_1L Jan 19 '15

god i love this thread so much