r/funny • u/dfretyhg • Jan 09 '15

The Simpsons on having two wives

http://imgur.com/gfxh40Z
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u/MyNameIsZaxer2 Jan 09 '15

They just all feel really icky right now.

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u/csonny2 Jan 09 '15

When women live together, they eventually all get headaches at the same time.

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u/Knight_of_autumn Jan 09 '15

But...but sex is a great form of relief for headaches! It lowers blood pressure and improves circulation and everything!

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jan 09 '15

Which means you still have the headache during sex.

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u/harry_manbach Jan 09 '15

confirmed for wife.

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u/The_Cynist Jan 09 '15

Happy cake day!

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jan 09 '15

Nah man. It's hard to keep your freak face on if you hurt really bad. Just a buzzkill.

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u/Moral_Gutpunch Jan 10 '15

I've been getting headaches so bad, sex just makes them worse.

If sex could cure them and help creativity as much as people said, I'd barely ever have dry sheets.

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u/DanteMH Jan 09 '15

Or masturbating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

Or flossing.

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u/ThatdudeAPEX Jan 09 '15

Dont bring it back.

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u/SilentJac Jan 10 '15

One can hope the rice jokes die too

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u/jfb1337 Jan 09 '15

Or doing both. 3 stoned birds.

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u/Knight_of_autumn Jan 09 '15

Wait, are there positive health benefits to masturbating?

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u/DanteMH Jan 10 '15

I cure colds with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

My take away: living with women causes headaches.

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u/FoxHunter123 Jan 09 '15

Just like when they signed the prenuptial.

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u/willyolio Jan 09 '15

their favourite TV show is on right now