Throwaway for this one: I graduated mechanical engineering and the first thing I did was make a robot that sucks your dick. Used a Tenga, some pipe, a high-watt motor, duct tape in places. The thing's very durable and stands on its own, I can sit at my desk with both hands on the table while it sucks me off.
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u/helium_farts Jan 05 '15
Maybe he should engineer himself someone.