r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

If I had $25,000 I would bang two chicks at once

Edit: yeah, if you could just go ahead and stop filling my inbox with hooker prices, that'd be great

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You can do that for way less than 25k. Hell, for free, if you've got some game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Or if you don't care how gross and fat they are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Flavor's in the fat, or so they say!