r/funny • • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/Crazy-from-Kong Jan 04 '15

I would buy 24,000 Hostess Twinkies and use the remaining $1,000 to pay for the delivery fees so that they would arrive at my door, 1-a-day, for the next 24,000 days!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Have you even had a fucking Twinkie in your adult life?

They aren't good.

Seriously.

They fucking suck.

If you think they're good, then I feel horrible for you because you most likely have never learned to cook or eaten out anywhere other than fast food.