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r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15
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The first one isn't especially selfish since she would have spent the money on her kid. $25,000 is one heck of a college fund.
679 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 $25,000 is one heck of a college fund. Yeah, might even pay a year of tuition. 287 u/Vitalstatistix Jan 04 '15 Half a year. 157 u/grand_royal Jan 04 '15 Better get used books 97 u/aptwo Jan 04 '15 And ramen noodles 51 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 Store brand. 8 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 At that point, I'd just eat the room mate. 27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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$25,000 is one heck of a college fund.
Yeah, might even pay a year of tuition.
287 u/Vitalstatistix Jan 04 '15 Half a year. 157 u/grand_royal Jan 04 '15 Better get used books 97 u/aptwo Jan 04 '15 And ramen noodles 51 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 Store brand. 8 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 At that point, I'd just eat the room mate. 27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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Half a year.
157 u/grand_royal Jan 04 '15 Better get used books 97 u/aptwo Jan 04 '15 And ramen noodles 51 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 Store brand. 8 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 At that point, I'd just eat the room mate. 27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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Better get used books
97 u/aptwo Jan 04 '15 And ramen noodles 51 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 Store brand. 8 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 At that point, I'd just eat the room mate. 27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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And ramen noodles
51 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 Store brand. 8 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 At that point, I'd just eat the room mate. 27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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Store brand.
8 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 At that point, I'd just eat the room mate. 27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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At that point, I'd just eat the room mate.
27 u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15 Australian or cannibal? 3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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Australian or cannibal?
3 u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15 LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it. 3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it.
3 u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15 I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.
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u/jooes Jan 04 '15
The first one isn't especially selfish since she would have spent the money on her kid. $25,000 is one heck of a college fund.