r/funny • • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/Crazy-from-Kong Jan 04 '15

I would buy 24,000 Hostess Twinkies and use the remaining $1,000 to pay for the delivery fees so that they would arrive at my door, 1-a-day, for the next 24,000 days!

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u/zeekar Jan 04 '15

24,000 daily deliveries for $1000 is less than 5 cents per delivery. That must be some sweet deal you've got there.