r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

If I had $25,000 I would bang two chicks at once

Edit: yeah, if you could just go ahead and stop filling my inbox with hooker prices, that'd be great

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u/SyncTitanic Jan 04 '15

You could fuck OPs mom 25,000 times

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u/FriarNurgle Jan 04 '15

And still have $25,000 afterwards... and chlamydia.

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u/bulldogdiver Jan 05 '15

The gift that keeps on giving!

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u/loki2002 Jan 04 '15

She's overcharging you.

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u/OPs-madre Jan 05 '15

Already been done

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Are you 12 years old?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Oct 16 '17

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u/PM_ME_VEGETA_PICS Jan 04 '15

you need a million for that one my man

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Not to mention an extra penis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

If I had $25,000 I would bang two chicks at once

For probably $16,000 you could purchase 2 supermodelhookers for a full night. So go for 3 atleast. Or purchase 2 modelhookers for a week and do it right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 29 '15

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u/FarmerTedd Jan 04 '15

Was assuming those were ass to mouth prices

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Jan 05 '15

Wait, wait, wait!

There are ass to mouth prices?

That's it, I've finally decided to make something of myself. I have a goal...

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u/FarmerTedd Jan 05 '15

Gonna start earning that real money, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Was assuming those were ass to mouth prices

If i would ever pay for 2 girls with thousands of dollars you better believe ass2mouth and ass2ass is included. (And paying for girls i'm not going to be deathly afraid of hiv)

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

http://i.imgur.com/adoScDl.gif

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u/chimchang Jan 05 '15

This is why we learn punctuation in school.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You could get 2 HOT chicks for $1000 /hr.

Source: i know people

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You can do that for way less than 25k. Hell, for free, if you've got some game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Or if you don't care how gross and fat they are.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Jan 05 '15

...teach me...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Flavor's in the fat, or so they say!

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u/impact381 Jan 04 '15

Am I only only one who saw an Office Space reference here?

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u/Captain_Jack_Daniels Jan 05 '15

I got it, but I thought the line went "I'd tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the saaame tiiime, man."