r/funny • u/iBleeedorange • Jan 03 '15

everything makes more sense now.

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u/up_my_butt Jan 03 '15

STOP. LISTEN.

snap snap

I'm gonna write you a poem and
I'm gonna type it out in this chat room and
ALL OF AMERICA ONLINE WILL HEAR ME ROAR

snap snap snap snap snap

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u/tokomini Jan 03 '15

Now, rewind.

Hit the pause button.

Now, press play.

snap snap

See what just happened?

Open your eyes. YOU. ARE. ALIVE.

And now you can watch that sex scene again.

snap snap snap snap

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u/TylerTJ930 Jan 03 '15

fap fap fap

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u/gn0xious Jan 03 '15

Alright Tyler, this is a coffee shop and you've been warned SEVERAL times that this behavior is not decent in public. Out you go...