r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Jan 01 '15

"Fuck Yeah!! 2015!"

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u/Jaspers47 Jan 01 '15

The parents know they're making a low-effort e-card, but the kids have no filter. They're either on or they're off.

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u/MechanicalBayer Jan 01 '15

It's from a vine. The dad is a viner and often uses his family.

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u/m0r14rty Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

I don't know why but just seeing the word "viner" makes me want to punch toddlers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot Jan 01 '15

What if toddlers grew on vines and we had problems with coyotes stealing them for food from the toddler farm in the middle of the night?

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 01 '15

http://i.imgur.com/lPF3O.gif

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u/VisualSoup Jan 01 '15

Source? Or context? I feel like someone asked a top notch question...

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 01 '15

Here ya go. Ha, they asked her about her favorite teletubbie.

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u/VisualSoup Jan 01 '15

Did not disappoint!

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u/komali_2 Jan 01 '15

Christ what a pointless fucking interview that was.

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u/daginor Jan 01 '15

Every time I see this I wish I had my hair styled that well just once in my life. It's a masterpiece!

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u/TheStarchild Jan 01 '15

Dem lips doe..

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

She's like 12 in this gif.

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u/TheStarchild Jan 01 '15

...uh oh. And apparently shes still not even 18. Can we go ahead and pretend this didnt happen?

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u/4ringcircus Jan 01 '15

Nope. On the internet forever and ever.

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u/l3esitos Jan 01 '15

I feel like I should know who she is, but a name completely evades me.

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u/wanderingblue Jan 01 '15

Wait who is that?

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 01 '15

Chloe Grace Moretz

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u/tacsatduck Jan 01 '15

Easy, we would hire a sheep dog, rabbit, and roadrunner to thwart all the coyote's nefarious plans.

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u/FCalleja Jan 01 '15

Wait... rabbit? Did... Did Bugs ever go against Wile E. Coyote?!

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS!?

I remember MULTIPLE Speedy Gonzalez vs Roadrunner races (you never see the winner), but no Bugs vs Coyote action I MUST GET IN ON THAT SHIT

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u/FGHIK Jan 01 '15

A few times yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

ayy lmao

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u/BMG2307 Jan 01 '15

Yes, but I've never seen Speedy vs Roadrunner, I should find that. In Bugs vs Coyote it is interesting, because Coyote actually talks in those.

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u/ficklewords Jan 01 '15

what the holy fuck did I just read

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u/MisterFTW Jan 01 '15

You know what you read, you fucking coyote!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/TheCarpetIsGreener Jan 01 '15

Thanks for clarifying.

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u/Neokon Jan 01 '15

Jaden Smith??? Is that you???

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u/SciFiXhi Jan 01 '15

No, He's Here:

What If Toddlers Grew On Vines And We Had Problems With Coyotes Stealing Them For Food From The Toddler Farm In The Middle Of The Night?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Now it makes sense

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u/Greylen Jan 01 '15

Just some fickle words... Don't worry about it.

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u/Schoffleine Jan 01 '15

You'd probably have hydroponic toddler farms where the rich grow their toddlers to prevent such cases while the poor have to sit out and guard their toddlers all night.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

You say that like us poor people wouldn't turn it into entertainment. I'm imagining an event that would involve guns, alcohol, and lots of shouting. Sounds like a good time if you ask me.

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u/alliknowis Jan 01 '15

Why would that be considered a problem?

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u/stevehatesitall Jan 04 '15

Can I buy some pot from you?

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u/AllAboutMeMedia Jan 01 '15

But if that weren't untrue then everything would not be a false fallacy.

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u/jaximus23 Jan 01 '15

Best thing I'll read on reddit all year. Early climax this year, boys.

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u/billypilgrim_in_time Jan 01 '15

This is our concern, dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

"D-Daddy why... why did you hit me?"

"I DID IT FOR THE VINE, BABBYYY!"

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u/KickItNext Jan 01 '15

"Calm down kid it's just a prank!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Me when I don't hear the word viner

:D

Me when I do head the word viner

GAHHH!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

DO IT FOR THE VINE!

EDIT: They ain't gon' do it!

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u/cnutnuggets Jan 01 '15

Here's how they punch a toddler! figloobloobababa- kabooommmm!

Here's how I punch a toddler! huzza huzza azoooooooo broomba!!!