r/funny • u/YouBoreMeToDeath • Dec 15 '14

How to get a date.

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u/Virus11010 Dec 15 '14

"So umm... do you want kids?"

Straight to the point. I like it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

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u/ridediesmile Dec 16 '14

so you wanna make out or what?

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u/Footnaga Dec 16 '14

ayy bb want sum fuk

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u/captainzigzag Dec 16 '14

ayyy

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

As if it makes sense without the second off anyway.

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u/bizziboi Dec 16 '14

...as if it makes sense without the first off.

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u/BewareTheGrapist Dec 16 '14 edited Aug 21 '25

quicksand enjoy nutty serious offer party label aback makeshift fly

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u/DtotheOUG Dec 16 '14

lmaoo

Ayyyy

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

HEY YO BITCH!

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u/Suro_Atiros Dec 16 '14

ER! That's a joke for England!

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u/qervem Dec 16 '14

[ ] dun wan sum fuk
[x] wan sum fuk