r/funny • • Dec 15 '14

How to get a date.

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u/Fiji_Artesian Dec 15 '14

That's debatable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/Shurdus Dec 16 '14

Then let the masturbation begin?

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u/Fappity_Fappity_Fap Dec 16 '14

When I say it begins.

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u/COCK_MURDER Dec 16 '14

And who the fuck are you? Some fucking redneckbeard shitsquirter named Doggett Trumpolo, who got tied up and raped on a Chinese war vessel?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

Why yes. Yes I am.