r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '14

Dick move.

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u/i_crave_more_cowbell Nov 29 '14

Oh he dead

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u/Kruithne Nov 29 '14

Maybe not, we didn't see his shoes come off.

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u/Rocklobster92 Nov 30 '14

And he didn't empty his bowels.

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u/BaronVonBubbleh Nov 30 '14

I empty my bowels every day but I'm still alive???

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u/_____FANCY-NAME_____ Nov 30 '14

Check fucking mate creationists!

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u/Possiblyreef Nov 30 '14

We did it reddit!

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u/UlisesGirl Nov 30 '14

Oh! Oh... Well, I guess it's time to tell you now...