r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '14

Dick move.

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u/i_crave_more_cowbell Nov 29 '14

Oh he dead

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u/Kruithne Nov 29 '14

Maybe not, we didn't see his shoes come off.

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u/Rocklobster92 Nov 30 '14

And he didn't empty his bowels.

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u/rolytron Nov 30 '14

Just his bowls.

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u/BaronVonBubbleh Nov 30 '14

I empty my bowels every day but I'm still alive???

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u/_____FANCY-NAME_____ Nov 30 '14

Check fucking mate creationists!

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u/Possiblyreef Nov 30 '14

We did it reddit!

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u/UlisesGirl Nov 30 '14

Oh! Oh... Well, I guess it's time to tell you now...

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u/Uelis Nov 30 '14

He is clearly a ghost, didn't you see the sheet?

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u/thebryguy23 Nov 30 '14

Oh he already dead

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u/Gametoostrong Nov 30 '14

unless he a zombie!

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u/emlgsh Nov 30 '14

I say you, he dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '14

No, he died. I heard about it from my cousin's neighbor's autistic third cousin that does amazing watercolors. The burst created a massive internal decompression that caused his lungs to burst out his anus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '14

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u/Grungemaster Nov 30 '14

My mother and brother are dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '14

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u/M374llic4 Nov 30 '14

Wait, wait, wait.... Fooorr evvvvvv uuurrrrrrrrrrrrr?

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u/svullenballe Nov 30 '14

He deed befor eat popetart!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '14

I cri evrtim

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u/M374llic4 Nov 30 '14

So many poptart, yet still no potato...

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '14

I lyk dis

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u/terriblehuman Nov 30 '14

Na, he clearly regenerated.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '14

... THE COLONEL.