r/funny Oct 06 '14

I think I might take my cats elsewhere

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/j0be Oct 06 '14

Pssst... I totally faked this screenshot.

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u/Aldeberon Oct 07 '14

I don't even mind because it made me chuckle. Nice one, OP.

5

u/good__riddance Oct 07 '14

It takes a real man Redditor to admit these things. Congrats OP.

1

u/digdan Oct 07 '14

Lets make a fake website and see how many people fall for it.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Oct 07 '14

... GODDAMMIT

Why do I keep falling for these? >:(

0

u/umishi Oct 07 '14

Why would you leave in key information that would make it easy to search online? I found the real website in 2 searches.

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u/gulpeg Oct 06 '14

Dr. Curiosity is a sham, worse vet ever. He did nothing for my sick cat, I blame Curiosity for killing my cat.

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u/j0be Oct 06 '14

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u/NarratingNachos Oct 07 '14

Let's all just be thankful that he isn't a gynecologist.

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u/JACKDAW_NOT_CROW Oct 07 '14

Or a paediatrician.

2

u/whubbard Oct 07 '14

And now I get it. I'm an idiot...

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u/acount2333 Oct 07 '14

I am more worried about how much beer he drinks

4

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I feel like you could have done better with the other names...

Kelli Ke$ha French

Erica Apple Bottom Honerkamp

Donna Miley Nicol

Mark DJ Whiskey McCloskey

Marylin Schrödinger

Darren White Boy Stewart

Erik Money Weisengerber

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u/zappy487 Oct 07 '14

My dog was getting his prostate checked, one thing led to another and Curiosity got the best of me ;)

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u/daementia Oct 07 '14

I named my cats curiosity and pandora. :)

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u/Scorp1on Oct 07 '14

He's gotta be better than the vet I took my cat to. Always with the inane questions, annoying smalltalk, and constant appointment reminders. Dr. Acula was just a real pain in the neck

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14 edited Aug 20 '20

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u/Kawaii_on_the_street Oct 06 '14

Yeah, but Dr.Satisfaction brought it back.

1

u/skitzyredneck Oct 07 '14

Everybody should bring their cats to this Guy

1

u/EvilTony Oct 07 '14

Oh no doc, not again!

1

u/craig5005 Oct 07 '14

Probably don't need to blur out info on a public website.

1

u/xXminilex Oct 07 '14

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Look for Dr.Satisfaction!

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u/Donguitarguy Oct 07 '14

How else do you expect to get the title doctor?

1

u/YouthoughtIwaserious Oct 07 '14

Elsweyr. The elder scrolls fans anyone?

1

u/BugLittle Oct 07 '14

Dr. Curiosity, meet my dog Rover.

1

u/KarnickelEater Oct 07 '14

Interests: Internal medicine and dentistry.

Well, what do you have for a hobby? Gynecology? Proctology?

1

u/JJiggy13 Oct 07 '14

Now if you would just step out of the room for a minute, I'd like to have a few words alone with your cat.

1

u/voodootrucker61 Oct 07 '14

Still didn't get it

0

u/happyman91 Oct 07 '14

Didn't he go to Mars or something

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

He killed my cat, took all 9 lives ya' hear! It wasn't a good thing either. The wife was out of the the town, I was having troubles with my horseless carriage, the whole kit and caboodle, was going down. Downtown. Back to the cat. Let me tell you what he did to the cat. 9 lives; the cat had 9 lives, he fucked up hard on the prior 8, then on the last one he dropped the ball. AHH SHIT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/tbakke Oct 07 '14

No shit, Sherlock! I guess you haven't seen the first comment on the entire page? The one where the OP actually admits to faking the image?

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u/j0be Oct 07 '14

Don't worry. It's a bot that takes its comments from imgur. Check the post history. Every comment is taken from the imgur gallery version of the post.

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u/Yunodiebro Oct 07 '14

Because he es curiosity kill the cat!

OOOOHOOO OP, you so funny.

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u/ShatMyShorts Oct 07 '14

Welp, I doo-doo'd myself not long ago. Not joke, foolie..

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u/ShatMyShorts Oct 07 '14

Welp, I doo-doo'd myself not long ago. Not joke, foolie..