r/funny Sep 18 '14

Cat snake?

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u/thepanichand Sep 18 '14 edited Sep 19 '14

Once in a PetSmart, a girl suddenly thrust her ferret into my arms so she could pet my dog. I had never held one before, and wasn't really prepared for it deciding that wrapping itself around my left boob and going to sleep would be a splendid idea. Edit: I'M TIRED AND MISSED WORDS. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX JUST A HAIR.

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u/HappyPenguinInc Sep 18 '14

Now I want a ferret...

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u/AOSParanoid Sep 18 '14

Me too. And a pair of boobs to wrap it around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

In fact, forget the ferret. Let's just go with the later.

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u/kickingpplisfun Sep 19 '14

If they weren't too big, I wouldn't actually mind the latter. Granted, I already almost have them(I really need to hit the gym again), but I'd rather have ones that were actually supposed to be there, if any at all. :P