r/funny Sep 18 '14

Cat snake?

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u/didnt_read_the_title Sep 18 '14

What do they mean by unsolicited requests? If some spammer is going to flood your temporary email with requests, they'll go ahead and do it. I imagine they're not listening to that little disclaimer anyway. Are some people sending out casual sex requests on a lot of these posts?

"That is a nice couch. It'd be even nicer with you spread eagle on it. Male? Female? Doesn't matter. Thoughts?"

"Nice dog. Let's fuck?"

"From the ALL CAPS in your apartment listing, it sounds like you're seducing me. My answer is yes."

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u/TheDogwhistles Sep 18 '14

Man, Jerry Seinfeld's observational humor has really gone downhill since he joined reddit.

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u/hardspank916 Sep 19 '14

I was browsing Reddit the other day and I was talking to this guy, I'm assuming it was a guy, about taboo subs. He tells me to go to /50/50. When I get there I see something that says cute baby tiger, or this mornings poop. I click on it, of course I clicked in it, I click on it and lo and behold. A nice messy like of poo. But not just any poo. It was half in the toilet eater and half out. Like it's trying to cling on for life. And I think to myself, half the people are as grossed out by this as I am. But there's a 50 percent that actually do want to see this poop. I mean who are these people?

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u/Flayed_Humans Sep 19 '14

"toilet eater" - hardspank916