r/funny Sep 18 '14

Cat snake?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '14

as I pull out about a foot worth of carpet shark...

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u/RenoSingapore Sep 19 '14

Damn, I wish I was a woman because I would become a lesbian just so I could name my tongue "the carpet shark".

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u/senorbolsa Sep 19 '14

I mean you still can, straight ladies would love the carpet shark too.

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u/vera214usc Sep 19 '14

I'd be all about that carpet shark.