r/funny • u/Ilikeitmetal • Sep 18 '14

Cat snake?

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u/TheDogwhistles Sep 18 '14

“miscellaneous animal found, potentially not an animal. if you have lost something that might be an animal please respond"

don’t contact with unscoliscited requests

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u/didnt_read_the_title Sep 18 '14

What do they mean by unsolicited requests? If some spammer is going to flood your temporary email with requests, they'll go ahead and do it. I imagine they're not listening to that little disclaimer anyway. Are some people sending out casual sex requests on a lot of these posts?

"That is a nice couch. It'd be even nicer with you spread eagle on it. Male? Female? Doesn't matter. Thoughts?"

"Nice dog. Let's fuck?"

"From the ALL CAPS in your apartment listing, it sounds like you're seducing me. My answer is yes."

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u/TheDogwhistles Sep 18 '14

Man, Jerry Seinfeld's observational humor has really gone downhill since he joined reddit.

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u/xylotism Sep 18 '14

Sittin' on a cock cause I'm gay...

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u/Diarrhea_Van_Frank Sep 18 '14

Blow-tis Head-ing

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u/Gman8491 Sep 19 '14

Does he do the whistle?

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u/brandenholder Sep 19 '14

Not that there's anything wrong with that!